Women.

I found this to be really funny..

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll make a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll make it a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges whatever is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of SHIT!

IQ QuEsTiOn?!

Here is a puzzle for you
Imagine you are in Africa. You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.
Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one
around to help you. What to do now ..........
write your answer before your scroll down....


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My friend sent me through this email and I thought I should share it! hehehe.. Hope you had a great luff from the reading!